Toot_scootn_boogie @Toot_scootn_boogie@socialism.social

I am increasingly sure that not only is Musk an idiot, but he truly just wanted to destroy Twitter for knowing what a bald pervert he is.

I have liberal family that still point out the right wing hypocrisy and I don’t know what to tell them. I thinks it’s safe to say that telling Christian fundamentalists that Jesus was nicer than them is not persuading them to stop being a piece of shit.

I can’t imagine how bad Twitter will be in a few more months of this mess. Honestly didn’t think the bald freak would be this upfront with the plan. Can’t decide if that is his arrogance or a general feeling on the right that masks are off?

This site balances the line between familiarity and me feeling like my dad trying to setup an apple device.

I take posting very seriously and have nothing but the upmost respect for your toots. I will do everything in my power to retoots the most special of toots (your toots). 😍

Crypto currency is a psyop to create more docu-series for the Hulu streaming platform

A red wave is when you drive through a puddle on the side of the road and soak a bunch of anti-choice activists.

Celebrating the defeat of the red wave by creating several new genders

Seems like only yesterday I was instructed by my federal handlers to setup a mastodon account. Love to see the place growing 🥹

Composing a letter to the editor of my local paper about how nobody is liking it my toots.