stank aaron 🆒 @stankaaron@socialism.social

daylight saving time was created by a guy in new zealand who wanted more sunlight after work to collect bugs for his bug-collecting hobby. it's never gone away because the ruling class wants to remind us twice a year that time, our only finite asset, is under their control

One thing to understand about police "reform" is that, if you have to teach someone that it's wrong to brutally beat an innocent person to death, you _can't_ actually teach them that it's wrong to brutally beat an innocent person to death.

Police killing people and then issuing press releases telling people not to destroy property is a good reminder that police kill people in order to protect property.

My advice for 2023: Make more pimento cheese sandwiches.

boomers bragged about being the first generation of the family to go to college and get mad when we say we're the first generation who doesn't hit our kids

thank you for your email. I am currently out of the office. I need a holiday—a very long holiday—and I don't expect I shall return. In fact, I mean not to!

This is the time of the year that we all need to focus on our cheese balls.

Sad Holiday Facts™️

Festive dish towels are rarely absorbent.

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